I've invented a new game in which I am the star of the show entitled "Who Wants to P'wn Me?":
Broadcast streaming is a debate show where myself and a hapless contestant (any who are so bold) are hooked up with electrodes to the testicles (or nipples/clitoris, truly your forgiveness I implore).
We flip a chance coin to determine which of us speaks their mind first; this is the first of four rounds of uninterupted monologue with no time limits.
First person talks with no time limit; when they are done, their opponent gets the same opportunity to speak their counterpoint, also with no time limit. Then the third round begins, when the winner of the chance flip may counterpoint their opponent's counterpoint with no time limit. Finally, the fourth round is the second counterpoint from the second contestant with no time limit.
Then the fun part: the viewing internet audience gets to vote on who's genitals get shocked with electricity (don't be a cry baby; it's nothing more painful than a 9 volt battery on the tongue, but to the genitals), based on who's better at winning over votes from the audience.
I expect to be undefeated for the life of the show.
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